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01 Sep 2026 16:37:57
Does anyone have any ideas on Moller Wolfe's replacement?

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02 Sep 2026 12:01:40
The West Ham game has to serve as a massive wake up call. I know Wolves have a poor away record against West Ham, and I know that Nuno's only job in this world is to haunt Wolves. Wolves could field Carlo Ancelloti's 2002/03 AC Milan side against a Nuno side of decrepit pub drunks and Nuno's team would somehow win.

Wolves have to sort out the defence otherwise automatic promotion will be almost impossible. Wolves are currently conceding goals like a relegation side.

Peixoto has to be strong and drop players who aren't good enough, and the players who are regulars need to wake up and realise that the Championship is a seriously tough league. It doesn't have time for show ponies who think that all they need to do is show up and put their boots on. Mane is one of the worst for this. He needs Trippier ripping his socks off. I can now see why players fall out with him.

Sa has to be dropped. Toti has to be dropped.

For me, Fosun has screwed this transfer window up. Matt Jackson is not good enough for whatever his role is. Look how unbalanced the squad is. Absolutely stacked in midfield, but short in other key areas. Being an ex footballer doesn't mean Jackson knows how to run a football club.

One final thing: please stop this nonstop "Si Senor" love fest. I love bacon sandwiches, but I don't want to eat them six times a day. I love the Si Senor chant, but I don't want to hear it every five minutes. I love my missus, but she doesn't want to hear it 25 times a day. The poor woman would need a sick bucket.

Raul Jimenez is not playing well. Stop the incessant chants. Let Raul get his head down and find his feet.

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1.) 02 Sep 2026 13:25:44
Erm, didn't we beat Nuno's West Ham 3-0 at the Mol last season, Toaster? Or were you tending to your wife that day? Should have been there, Nuno went down the tunnel in a huff, Bowen having to be held back from his own fans, remember it well.


2.) 02 Sep 2026 13:35:08
Let's hope we've got that to come then, Abbey. ?


3.) 02 Sep 2026 14:05:02
Abbey, I saw the game at the Molineux. How many times have Wolves beaten a Nuno team? I think a Nuno team has beaten Wolves five times. Wolves only have the meaningless 3-0 win at the Molineux. I think Nuno's win ratio vs Wolves is 62.5%.

I watched the game yesterday, and aside from a few moments, West Ham were garbage. They were there for the taking, but that is not how it happens against Nuno.

As said, the guy could beat Wolves with a team of decrepit pub drunks.

Also, no need for the sarcasm about my wife. It's childish. I said my missus, not my wife. Grow up, man.

I remember the 3-0 win. It was meaningless. Wolves were relegated two months before that game was even played.


4.) 02 Sep 2026 14:20:06
It may have been meaningless to Wolves, but it was absolutely crucial to WHU and Nuno. In fact, had they won that match, we would have likely been playing Spurs last night instead of them. Meaningless is relative to the person, and that 3-0 would have been far from meaningless for Nuno or the WHU faithful.


5.) 02 Sep 2026 14:59:11
Absolute nonsense. The game was played in January, not on the last day of the season.

Wolves and West Ham could have stayed up in the 25/26 season but didn't. Some of that was due to Leeds and Sunderland performing so well, but it was almost all down to how incredibly poor both West Ham and Wolves were.

Forget November 2025; Wolves were relegated before the season started.

You'll probably find West Ham were relegated on the opening day of the season when they were thrashed by Sunderland, or when Tottenham thrashed them at the London Stadium. It's likely West Ham were relegated towards the end of the season when Aston Villa put out a reserve side against Spurs at Villa Park.

Maybe West Ham were relegated when they made their worst start to a top flight season for 50 years.

If I'm wrong, then why didn't West Ham survive when they beat Tottenham 2-1 at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium two weeks after the Wolves game?

The 3-0 win over Nuno's West Ham I'm certain is Wolves' only victory over a Nuno side. Wolves were down, and they caught West Ham at the right time. I don't think West Ham had won for months.

The 3-2 cup win was against Graham Potter's West Ham.


6.) 02 Sep 2026 15:50:55
Absolute nonsense in your opinion, not in mine. Incidentally, I think your opinion on many things is also absolute nonsense, I'm just more polite so hadn't said it yet. ?

Also, try taking a breath and talking to some other fans, because I can tell you now that WHU fans saw that result as the moment they realised they were in trouble. As you say yourself, we had beaten no one at that point, so for them to suddenly lose by three unanswered goals to the league's whipping boys was a massive wake up call for most of their fans. It was also the point at which many of them started to question Nuno's ability to keep them up.
Haha, do games on the last day of the season count for more points then? I must have missed that change to the rules.

Because WHU were relegated just two points off Spurs and would have gained three by beating us, with Spurs having not lost to us all season. Losing to other relegation candidates is generally seen as worth more because of where those points are now going, it's why they are called 'six pointers', and it just requires a fairly basic understanding of the way in which leagues work to understand.
Maybe try and calm down abit, fella, you realise that you don't need to go out of your way to insult everyone on your first month of posting, right?


7.) 02 Sep 2026 16:27:10
Accept when you're wrong. I use facts and figures and speak the truth. You're arguing blind and bending reality for your own needs.

When, according to you, West Ham were relegated after the game against Wolves, why didn't they survive and relegate Spurs when they beat them at their ground two weeks later? You didn't expect me to give that fact, did you? You didn't know that West Ham beat Spurs two weeks later.

I've also seen the post Wolves 3 West Ham 0 West Ham vlogs with the same fans ranting about how on earth could West Ham lose to Wolves.

If you would think before arguing, you'd also remember that Wolves won that game because Mateus Mane blew West Ham away. Every goal came from Mane.

You'll also find, that the real truth is West Ham were relegated at the end of the season when Spurs beat Villa at Villa Park.

This whole argument started when I correctly stated that Wolves do not beat a Nuno side. The stats back this up. Abbeywolf - you - tried to be clever and argued that Wolves beat West Ham 3-0. ONE win in EIGHT games. A meaningless result for a relegated Wolves team.


8.) 02 Sep 2026 16:42:45
My stats are correct. Wolves don't beat a Nuno team. ONE win in EIGHT.

You come back with "actually that win relegated West Ham." It didn't. Was that our goal, to relegate West Ham? Mateus Mane caught West Ham out, he had the best game he's had at Wolves, and created a 3-0 for Wolves.

You didn't know that two weeks later West Ham beat Spurs at their ground.

My opinion is correct. Nuno beats Wolves.


9.) 02 Sep 2026 17:43:15
Haha, oh my word, Toaster, there's a lot of absolute nonsense there to unpack! Firstly, do you understand what an opinion is, yes or no? Because, if you understand what an opinion is, then how exactly am I wrong? It's my opinion, plain and simple.

Now, you can disagree with it, that's fine (although it would be nicer if you could do it a bit more like a grown up), but it still doesn't make it wrong, I'm afraid. I do find it funny that you say I didn't know that Spurs beat them two weeks later, like it's some sort of state secret rather than a match in the most televised league on the planet. Priceless. ?

Also, whilst we are on it, what are you even on about with the Mane winning the match stuff? I'm confused (and I think you are as well) as to what difference that makes to the result in any way whatsoever, or to how many points it made that game worth? Or did you also think that Mane's performance that game was another state secret?

I really do love the absolute oxymoron of the sentence 'My stats are correct. Wolves don't beat a Nuno team. One win in eight'. It's hilariously ironic that you bang on about facts, then, in the very next sentence, completely contradict your own entire post! Haha, cheers for that, fella. I needed a good giggle today. ???


10.) 02 Sep 2026 17:22:48
Not on that occasion toaster, even with a team of professionals and not the Sunday pub team that you were suggesting he'd beat us with, nor does nuno win every game so he's not the miracle man you seem to think.


Sorry I suggested you may have been married, your missus must be a sensitive sort if she goes to a wolves match and gets upset at the home fans chants maybe you could try another club?


 

 

01 Sep 2026 21:55:32
Wolves get what they deserve. Offered almost nothing going forward. They've come up against a decent team and been beaten. People can argue that West Ham had some lucky goals, but Wolves were lucky not concede more than four.

Raul offered almost nothing. And he has no replacement. Well done Fosun. How is Armstrong Raul's replacement? He's not and never will be. Sadly I can't see Raul getting any better. He's 35 years of age. I'll get shot down for it, but I haven't been impressed with Raul. Hopefully throughout the season Wolves will get 25 penalties.

Armstrong as Raul's replacement is laughable. The guy will barely touch the ball.

The Wolves defence is absolute dross.

West Ham scored a wonder goal, which is one of those things, but Andre's tackle for the penalty was atrocious. When Andre's bad, he's really bad.

The third goal, Sa was too far off his line.

Christ, that defence is going to concede so many goals. When Sa is bad he's monumentally bad. I've never liked Sa. He's too erratic. He loses his head too often.

Wolves have lost their first game. And they were poor. They were lucky not to concede more than four goals. The defence has to be sorted out otherwise they're going to keep shipping goals for fun.

All said and done, Fosun will never learn. I'm almost at the end of the road with Wolves under Fosun. They will never ever learn, and their arrogance and stupidity is staggering.

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1.) 01 Sep 2026 22:16:20
Well, we have Santi and Kretchi for defence, it seems.


 

 

01 Sep 2026 13:12:11
Apparently Krejci has spat out his dummy and is refusing to train or play for Wolves. Wolves massively overpaid for the player, hence their inability to get rid of him.

Hopefully Wolves will clear all the deadbeats out of Wolves before the window closes.

Hopefully the club will pick up a decent left-back who can provide solid competition to Hugo Bueno.

Tonight’s game vs West Ham likely to have a lot of goals as both sides are poor defensively.

That generally means a 0-0.

From midfield to attack - so long as cover for Raul comes in - Wolves have the best team in the Championship. The snag is the defence, which let’s be honest is f****** shocking. West Ham have the same issues.

It’s probably worth spending all season backing Wolves’ games to finish 4-4 or 5-5. You’ll likely get 100/1, and one match will finish with that score line.

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1.) 01 Sep 2026 18:55:28
Strange that, given Krejci is on the bench tonight.


 

 

 

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01 Sep 2026 14:37:15
I didn't see much in Moller Wolfe that was worth writing home about. Just another very average player who cost Wolves too much money.

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01 Sep 2026 14:13:42
Wolves should have paid about £3.5 million for Johnstone. £10 million was an utter disgrace. He's had about six decent games for Wolves.

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02 Sep 2026 16:42:45
My stats are correct. Wolves don't beat a Nuno team. ONE win in EIGHT.

You come back with "actually that win relegated West Ham." It didn't. Was that our goal, to relegate West Ham? Mateus Mane caught West Ham out, he had the best game he's had at Wolves, and created a 3-0 for Wolves.

You didn't know that two weeks later West Ham beat Spurs at their ground.

My opinion is correct. Nuno beats Wolves.

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02 Sep 2026 16:27:10
Accept when you're wrong. I use facts and figures and speak the truth. You're arguing blind and bending reality for your own needs.

When, according to you, West Ham were relegated after the game against Wolves, why didn't they survive and relegate Spurs when they beat them at their ground two weeks later? You didn't expect me to give that fact, did you? You didn't know that West Ham beat Spurs two weeks later.

I've also seen the post Wolves 3 West Ham 0 West Ham vlogs with the same fans ranting about how on earth could West Ham lose to Wolves.

If you would think before arguing, you'd also remember that Wolves won that game because Mateus Mane blew West Ham away. Every goal came from Mane.

You'll also find, that the real truth is West Ham were relegated at the end of the season when Spurs beat Villa at Villa Park.

This whole argument started when I correctly stated that Wolves do not beat a Nuno side. The stats back this up. Abbeywolf - you - tried to be clever and argued that Wolves beat West Ham 3-0. ONE win in EIGHT games. A meaningless result for a relegated Wolves team.

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02 Sep 2026 14:59:11
Absolute nonsense. The game was played in January, not on the last day of the season.

Wolves and West Ham could have stayed up in the 25/26 season but didn't. Some of that was due to Leeds and Sunderland performing so well, but it was almost all down to how incredibly poor both West Ham and Wolves were.

Forget November 2025; Wolves were relegated before the season started.

You'll probably find West Ham were relegated on the opening day of the season when they were thrashed by Sunderland, or when Tottenham thrashed them at the London Stadium. It's likely West Ham were relegated towards the end of the season when Aston Villa put out a reserve side against Spurs at Villa Park.

Maybe West Ham were relegated when they made their worst start to a top flight season for 50 years.

If I'm wrong, then why didn't West Ham survive when they beat Tottenham 2-1 at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium two weeks after the Wolves game?

The 3-0 win over Nuno's West Ham I'm certain is Wolves' only victory over a Nuno side. Wolves were down, and they caught West Ham at the right time. I don't think West Ham had won for months.

The 3-2 cup win was against Graham Potter's West Ham.

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02 Sep 2026 14:05:02
Abbey, I saw the game at the Molineux. How many times have Wolves beaten a Nuno team? I think a Nuno team has beaten Wolves five times. Wolves only have the meaningless 3-0 win at the Molineux. I think Nuno's win ratio vs Wolves is 62.5%.

I watched the game yesterday, and aside from a few moments, West Ham were garbage. They were there for the taking, but that is not how it happens against Nuno.

As said, the guy could beat Wolves with a team of decrepit pub drunks.

Also, no need for the sarcasm about my wife. It's childish. I said my missus, not my wife. Grow up, man.

I remember the 3-0 win. It was meaningless. Wolves were relegated two months before that game was even played.

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02 Sep 2026 10:22:33
Couldn't agree more about Sa. When he's bad, he's astonishingly bad. Sa could and should have stopped two of those goals. He's often too manic and when he's in that phase his goalkeeping ability is non existent.

He's getting better at playing out from the back, but his kicking ability ranks amongst be the worst I've ever seen.

I have a feeling it won't be long before Joāo Virginia is between the sticks.

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