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23 Jul 2026 07:01:00
Watched the game last night.
* Kieren Tripper was superb. He’s captain and that’s it. Wolves don’t need six captains.
* Tom Edozie played well.
* Tawanda Chirewa played well.
* Mateus Mane will be a key player for Wolves in the Championship.
* Hugo Bueno looked good but he didn’t see much of the ball.
* Nasser Djiga and Yerson Mosquera looked decent and Mosquera was comfortable in the LCB position.
* A couple of other young players looked pretty good.
The pitch looked okay but was awful.
* A non-league player sent Jackson Tchatchoua to a different postcode.
* Toti Gomes looked bloody awful. Championship teams will have him for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
* Wolves desperately need a new goalkeeper.
* Marshall Munetsi looked average at best. He’ll offer very little in the Championship.
* Tommy Doyle is a back-up player. Not enough quality to start games if Wolves want promotion.
* Wolves can’t rely on Raul Jimenez to score the goals. Leon Chiwome had chances, which bodes well.
Wolves looked better than they did during last year's pre-season under Vitor Pereira.
1.) 23 Jul 2026 09:00:55
Don't disagree with anything, Ms Bucket. Chiiwome should have had a couple. He missed them and he knew it, but it was a friendly.
Just wanted to add Sutherland's left footed balls to the box, a sweet foot, and a good back up for Hugo/Wolfe or whoever.
2.) 23 Jul 2026 09:30:02
Yes, Ethan Sutherland looked good. Shifted between raw and very classy.
Possible that if Wolves sell one of Wolfe or Bueno, Sutherland might be back up.
However, I hope Wolves don't become too dependent on kids under the guise of giving youth a chance when the reality is Fosun don't want to invest.
Watching yesterday, Tchatchoua and Toti Gomes have nothing to offer.
3.) 23 Jul 2026 15:14:53
Neither looked interested imo Hyacinth, and you're right, we can't rely on youngsters. Ok to fill in now and then, but they'd not be up to a full Championship season yet.
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24 Jul 2026 19:37:38
One of the best goalkeepers in the Championship. Arguably head and shoulders above anything Wolves have.
Watch highlights of him, and he has Inspector Gadget extendable arms. He makes incredible saves. Still young for a keeper.
23 Jul 2026 15:13:49
£38.50.
23 Jul 2026 07:36:21
My Sheridan will sort him out, no problem. I'll send him to Compton in his silk pyjamas to guard the entrance.
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25 Jul 2026 14:48:19
A £45.00 charge to listen to all the 26/27 season Wolves games via the Wolves app is a pretty good deal. I imagine plenty of fans will sign up for the offer.
Imagine being a truck driver and having the ability to listen to Wolves games while driving all over the UK or Europe.
Torture for many, but bliss for a truck driving Wolves fan.
When I was young and on foreign holidays, the only way to follow Wolves was either via the BBC World Service or English newspapers that arrived one or two days later.
25 Jul 2026 12:21:06
I hope you're right. It's 50/50 with Lopez. He shows flashes of brilliance, but he also shows nothing. He needs to toughen up and show consistency. He's not playing enough games for someone of his age and ability.
25 Jul 2026 11:31:56
(Not a reject) Jose Sa: £4 million
Sam Johnstone: £3 million
(Not a reject) Ladislav Krejci: £27 million
Jackson Tchatchoua: £8 million
Ki-Jana Hoever: £1 million
(Not a reject) Santiago Bueno: £13 million
(Not a reject) Hugo Bueno: £15 million
(Not a reject) Moller Wolfe: £14 million
Boubacar Traore: £6 million
Marshall Munetsi: £6 million
(Not a reject) Hee-chan Hwang: £8 million
Tolu Arokodare: £20 million
These values are guesstimates, but these players could definitely leave before the summer window closes.
Wolves could be looking at more than £100 million in sales if almost all of those players leave. Assuming that Wolves won't sell both Hugo Bueno and Moller Wolfe.
Since January, the club has banked more than £100 million in sales.
The reality is, Tommy Doyle, Fer Lopez and Jean-Ricner Bellegarde could also leave, as could Mateus Mane.
If a club bids serious money for Mane, he's gone.
Will Wolves bring in quality reinforcements to replace the players that will likely leave? No.
Will Wolves bring in quality players to build a team that will punch its way out of the Championship? No.
Can Wolves finish in the top two with the team they currently have? Over a 50-game season, absolutely no chance.
I feel that Southampton's late run last season in the Championship has affected things for Wolves. This is how stupid people are at Wolves. This is their naive, idiotic way of thinking. The attitude at Wolves will be "If we're struggling by the end of December, we'll spend big in January and make a late run for the top two."
Muppets.
24 Jul 2026 19:47:41
They might do if the powers that be feel the player can step up to the Premier League.
Problem is, look at the garbage taking up space in the squad. There's a lot of money and wages tied up in those players.
I think, after last season's debacle, Wolves have to show a little more caution and be more intelligent.
Wolves could still raise a shedload of money from sales. They can't repeat last season and waste it on trash.
24 Jul 2026 16:59:23
How many Premier League teams are going to want Jackson Tchatchoua, Sam Johnstone, Jose Sa, Toti Gomes, Marshall Munetsi, Hee-chan Hwang or Tolu Arokodare? One or two of them, naming no names, are absolute f****** gash.
They're the players that I can think of that Wolves should be selling as a matter of urgency.
Either high wages, stinking attitudes, or just plain s*** - or, sadly, all three.
I haven't added Ki-Jana Hoever because he's basically a nominal fee with a sell on percentage.
What a mess.