03 Nov 2025 07:34:21
Fear not Wolfy's I think I've solved the Manager selection problem. After in depth research and meticulous analysis of the likely suspects I've rejected them all. Shi/Fosun need a Manager and Assistant to complement their football knowledge who can both lead the team to greater things whilst entertaining the crowd.

There's only one duo capable, I give you 'The Chuckle Brothers', stay with me.

Barry and Paul would bring a host of experience and enthusiasm to the role particularly in training and overcome any language barrier issues by teaching the lads how to call for a pass in English 'to me to you' and the response if the pass fails 'Oh dear, oh dear'. The results would be instantaneous complemented on matchday by their ability to entertain the crowd on the touchline thus diverting their attention away from the game itself. Wolves TV would of course be upgraded to Chucklevision a title commensurate with the Fosuns football ideology.

Barry and Paul's careers would, of course, benefit from the upgrade in comedy material that Jeff Shi could write for them and when he inevitably sacks them Fosun could save money by simply transferring them to their other Circus. I sometimes think I should offer my services to the Club instead of the likes of Jorge Mendes, I mean what does he know?

1.) 03 Nov 2025
03 Nov 2025 07:58:19
1 massive flaw in that selection! given that 1of them is dead! But better than most of the candidates being banned around ?

2.) 03 Nov 2025
03 Nov 2025 08:04:40
Excellent Long, Jeff is probably looking into the brothers now, will have to look at the odds

3.) 03 Nov 2025
03 Nov 2025 08:13:31
That's just a technicality OOTD.

4.) 03 Nov 2025
03 Nov 2025 08:22:59
Well they all run around as if they were part of the Benny Hill show.

5.) 03 Nov 2025
03 Nov 2025 08:43:37
True long, heaven forbid Jeff would get wrapped up in technicalities!??

6.) 03 Nov 2025
03 Nov 2025 08:47:37
We really are a laughing stock,

7.) 03 Nov 2025
03 Nov 2025 08:55:09
Priceless OOTD and Longmynd ?????

8.) 03 Nov 2025
03 Nov 2025 09:31:17
If death is not an issue, what about Ken Dodd? The players would be too afraid of his Tickle Stick not to perform.

9.) 03 Nov 2025
03 Nov 2025 16:41:00
Then they can play 'Tears for Souvenirs' as the walk out song Bilston, poignant.